Is this from Monty Python?

I refer you to the Argument Clinic sketch, the Room 12 bit.

We might also consider, as a potential client for the above-advertised service, the character Kastril in Ben Jonson’s The Alchemist, who is eager to learn how to argue. He is a young, naive country squire who wants to learn the art of quarrelling so that he can appear more sophisticated and fashionable.